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Home » Forums » Behind Closed Doors » New Shed Song
New Shed Song
Thread Starter: Digital Mike Binoche
Started: 16/12/2011 7:59:20 AM - 7:59:20 AM
Replies: 93
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Digital Mike Binoche  
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Ooh la La


Posts: 18,116
Member Since: 20/08/2001 2:01:40 AM
Location: , United Kingdom (England)
31/03/2012 12:07:28 PM - 12:07:28 PM
Paradise (SHED)

If we went to town, we could look in Wicks together
If the price is down, I will get some grass seed for yer
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it

If we could find a shed, we could get the new mower
Or we could build our own, cultivate the world forever
There's no seed that we can't grow
There's a greenhouse I have seen
There's no limit to what i can sow
There's no level rockery
Charlie (Dimmock), I could have seen you there,
Charlie, I need you everywhere
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it

Charlie, I could have seen you there
When I looked at you’re big tits, I saw them everywhere
There's no place where you can hide em
Everywhere I look I see em
Don’t hide em away, don’t be mean
There's a reason I have seen em

If you find my produce grown, you could sell on the farm forever
Shall we leave our tomatos alone, or maybe to the neighbour give her
Charlie, I could've seen your boobs
When I looked at your big tits, I saw them everywhere
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it
I want a lawn, I want a lawn, I’ll weed it, I’ll weed it


Beer


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
04/04/2012 4:32:31 AM - 4:32:31 AM
Shedculture

I like watering the plants
When it gets late at night
I mow round in the dark
Rake leaves till mozzies bite
I dig the ground by day
Tidy up my old drain pipe
These crazy weeds of mine
So long they could be vines

What do I get out of wickes
I never buy what’s on my list
One if these days you'll go back to your shed
You won't even notice your gardens a mess
One of these days when you put up your shelf
Your realise you can't screw without someone's help
In the end you will submit its got to work with a little (drill) bit

I like talking as I sweep
The drive and up the path
Power tools aren’t so cheap
And sometimes leave you a scar
A shed without a view
Unveils a leaking roof
And when the sun goes down
You've lost what you have done

What do I get out of wickes
I never buy what's on my list
One if these days you'll go back to homebase
You won't even notice that you bought a gate
One of these days when you do-it- yourself
Your realise you can't grass without laying seeds first
In the end you will cement you’ve got to fix that broken fence


"I dont feel anything no more"


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Digital Mike Binoche  
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Ooh la La


Posts: 18,116
Member Since: 20/08/2001 2:01:40 AM
Location: , United Kingdom (England)
04/04/2012 5:12:12 AM - 5:12:12 AM
This is funny This is funny This is funny This is funny This is funny


Beer


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Jed Stephens  
Dead Soul


Posts: 2,453
Member Since: 26/02/2004 5:32:04 AM
Location: ,
04/04/2012 5:40:42 AM - 5:40:42 AM
Murder

Hoes! Hoes! Hoes! I hate them!


Author Re: New Shed Song
Captain Solo  
Member of the Village


Posts: 88
Member Since: 09/08/2005 2:34:45 AM
Location: Land of Nod, United Kingdom (England)
04/04/2012 6:00:50 AM - 6:00:50 AM
Shedtastic.
Working on "Mr disco"
And I to assume rock the shed is to obvious or is it no one really lIkea it!


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
05/04/2012 7:43:54 AM - 7:43:54 AM
happy easter everyone. im off to buy a shedload of easter eggs for the kids (and a norweigen passport!)


"I dont feel anything no more"


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By 'Eck! My Neck!  
Dead Soul

"can you stop squeezing me down there, damn it, can't you see I've gone all blue??!!"


Posts: 2,415
Member Since: 19/10/2002 9:01:41 PM
Location: Bollington, Cheshire, United Kingdom
05/04/2012 3:37:57 PM - 3:37:57 PM
Oh no, here we go again.......laugh laugh laugh


Love The Bunnymen..... Hate UPoo..... simples!


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
08/04/2012 11:34:57 AM - 11:34:57 AM
Any shed stories or bank holiday DIY blunders anyone care to admit?


"I dont feel anything no more"


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Digital Mike Binoche  
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Ooh la La


Posts: 18,116
Member Since: 20/08/2001 2:01:40 AM
Location: , United Kingdom (England)
08/04/2012 12:08:11 PM - 12:08:11 PM
 NO Regret wrote:
Any shed stories or bank holiday DIY blunders anyone care to admit?


I got a chainsaw in the sales smile


Beer


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
08/04/2012 1:50:37 PM - 1:50:37 PM
Hedging your bets lol


"I dont feel anything no more"


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
13/04/2012 5:52:50 AM - 5:52:50 AM
Probably my worse effort and I really shed knock the nail on the head (if you parden the pun).

Somewhere like B&Q


This can’t be real
My shed is burning
How does it feel?
Well let’s say its concerning

It had to come
The shit has landed
It’s time to run
The bikes are stranded

Were having a crises midlife
Were lost in a tool paradise

Somewhere like B&Q
Makes me feel like I use to do
Return my shed again
Make it new like it was at the start

It’s everything to me
The perfect symmetry
All that it tried to be
It even had a key

I guess what I mean to say
Is it could be from homebase
The children on holiday
Here comes the crown (paint)

Somewhere like B&Q
Makes me feel like I use to do
Return my shed again
Make it new like it was at the start


Oh well...


"I dont feel anything no more"


Author Re: New Shed Song
Gazman  
Low-Life

..died of AIDS in '85


Posts: 6,324
Member Since: 01/03/2005 5:22:27 AM
Location: Bitch View Too, United Kingdom (Scotland)
22/04/2012 12:44:37 PM - 12:44:37 PM
anybody know any spam songs?


lovely Scottish crumpet
Yes


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Digital Mike Binoche  
Moderator

Ooh la La


Posts: 18,116
Member Since: 20/08/2001 2:01:40 AM
Location: , United Kingdom (England)
23/04/2012 3:18:44 AM - 3:18:44 AM
 Gazman wrote:
anybody know any spam songs?


Here's one:-

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!


My names Mike, Digi Mike - Stella, Bottle not Can !


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
23/04/2012 5:24:12 AM - 5:24:12 AM
 Gazman wrote:
anybody know any spam songs?


wham! spam! its getting out of hand
mod or no mod you can tell its hit the rot
do you enjoy what you do
and if not then why dont you p*ss off

Oh well...


"I dont feel anything no more"


Author Re: New Shed Song
Captain Solo  
Member of the Village


Posts: 88
Member Since: 09/08/2005 2:34:45 AM
Location: Land of Nod, United Kingdom (England)
24/04/2012 2:24:51 AM - 2:24:51 AM
leaf me alone

Down a thousand isles in the store
I see a thousand shoppers just like me
A hundred tools to choose from
I watch them gleaming bright in the light
We look on in awe at what to buy
It's gone be a very full trolley when I leave
Down a thousand isles in the store
What do I buy

And off to the garden store
There’s plants and shrubs everywhere
Another full trolley it is great
Gotta get home and unload
Now my back hurts

From the front to the back
My gardens look great
I see my gnomes lined up at the gate
From the front to the back
To my shed, through the trees
We get our gardens done
We get our gardens done
Every weekend
We get our gnomes washed
Then they smile

But from my head to my toes
My body bleeds and aches
Every time I work the yard
But for these autumn days leafs to sweep
But for these autumn days leafs to sweep
Leaf me alone
Leaf me alone


Author Re: New Shed Song
Digital Mike Binoche  
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Ooh la La


Posts: 18,116
Member Since: 20/08/2001 2:01:40 AM
Location: , United Kingdom (England)
24/04/2012 2:51:43 AM - 2:51:43 AM
This is funny get some work done


My names Mike, Digi Mike - Stella, Bottle not Can !


Author Re: New Shed Song
Snorrimon  
Low-Life

I want to see my garden gnome, My wife and child waiting at home...


Posts: 8,279
Member Since: 22/02/2004 6:14:31 AM
Location: The Wild Fens, United Kingdom (England)
24/04/2012 2:15:46 PM - 2:15:46 PM
A rival Shed has opened in the new forum... Come on over - it's a Harris Apex... Thumb's Up!

Snorri
xxx


More Reggae... Yes


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
27/04/2012 6:01:35 AM - 6:01:35 AM
face(paint)-up

(edit version as even ive lost the will now).

your grass was long ,your shed was blue
guess what i got from B&Q

oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws
i said oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws
we were young and we were pure and life was just a shed door
oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws


"I dont feel anything no more"


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Jed Stephens  
Dead Soul


Posts: 2,453
Member Since: 26/02/2004 5:32:04 AM
Location: ,
27/04/2012 11:59:00 AM - 11:59:00 AM
 NO Regret wrote:
face(paint)-up

(edit version as even ive lost the will now).

your grass was long ,your shed was blue
guess what i got from B&Q

oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws
i said oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws
we were young and we were pure and life was just a shed door
oh how i cannot repair the fork with screws


Just when I was getting bored with this, "Guess what I got from B&Q" made me giggle like a drunk teenager Bow


Author Re: New Shed Song
NO Regret  
Dead Soul

"I turn sideways to the sun"


Posts: 2,306
Member Since: 27/09/2003 5:10:07 PM
Location: London, United Kingdom
03/05/2012 1:45:35 PM - 1:45:35 PM
As there has been a new new order forum created, can we use this one to concentrate on what's important.

Shed songs
Sign here!


"I dont feel anything no more"


 
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