SHOP RITE company limited

EMAIL ADDRESSES:makerselectronics@hotmail.com and shoprite_2007@fastermail.com

Dear Sir/Ma,

LETTER OF BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
We are mobile phones wholesalers.We deals on all brands and models of mobile phones such as Nokia,Motorola,Samsung,Sony Ericsson,Sagem, Nextel,Sidekick II,Sprint,Ipods, Laptops, Mp3 players, PSP, Video Games such as: PS1,PS2,PS3,XBOX 360, Nintendo Wii and many more at very cheap prices.We are using this medium to look for buyers of mobile phones.Do kindly reply back if you are interested and as you do you will be glad you do, you can reach us through our email addresses below: thank's and God bless.

mrs koffery lawson
President.

check our Pricelists for more information:

TWO (2)NEW Nokia N95 GPS GSM MP3 Player/Video Cellphone at $450usd

Nokia N99 Smartphone Black (UNLOCKED) - 1 YEAR WARRANTY AT JUST $550usd

NEW NOKIA N95 UNLOCK QUADBAND MP3 5MP CAMERA WIFI PHONE FOR $250usd

Nokia N95 Unlocked With Extra Battery, Plum Color at $250usd

Nokia N95 Smartphone Black (UNLOCKED) - 1 YEAR WARRANTY AT JUST $250usd

NEW NOKIA N93i GSM UNLOCK MP3 3.15 MPX CAM VIDEO PHONE AT $250usd

New Nokia N93i Unlocked 3G Camera Mobile Phone at just $250usd

UNLOCK NOKIA N93i 3.2 MEGAPIXEL GSM WIFI CAMERA PHONE FOR $250usd

New Nokia N93i Silver 1G +Bluetooth+SP+Charger+Wty for just $250usd

New Nokia N93i MP3 MP4 Player Smart phone unlock + 1 GB FOR $250usd

NOKIA N93 N93i 3.2 MEGAPIXEL WIFI CAMERA PHONE ROGERS AT $250usd

Oz Model New Black Nokia N93i Unlocked Sealed in Box at just $250usd

Brand New Sony PlayStation 3 60GB Premium PS3 Sealed for $250usd

Brand New Nintendo Wii + 2 Remote + 2 Nunchuk +14 GAMES for $250usd

BRAND NEW MICROSOFT XBOX 360 PREMIUM SYSTEM w/ 10 GAMES at $250usd

Sidekick 3 Phone T-Mobile SK3 Sharp Danger for $200usd

Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i - Factory unlocked at just $200usd

Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i unlocked mobile phone for $200usd

Brand new Sony Ericsson w900i unlocked cell phone at $200usd

Brand New Sidekick 3 sk3 phone Tmobile phone for $200usd

SIDEKICK 3 T-Mobile BRAND NEW Display Phone SK3 in Box

Okwap i885 Hello Kitty Mobile Cell Phone w/ 2M Camera for $200usd

NEW UNLOCKED BOOST NEXTEL i885 i880 PHONE i930 i920 at $200usd

Boost Mobile Nextel i885 unlocked Motorola Chirp Phone at $200usd

Motorola i885 BOOST/nextel mobile phone at $200usd

BRAND NEW IN A BOX BOOST i885 885 MOTOROLA NEXTEL CAMERA FOR $200usd

BRAND NEW NEXTEL i870 WITH BLUETOOTH FOR $150usd

NEXTEL i930 WITH SIMCARD BRAND NEW IN A BOX AT $150usd

PALM TREO 650 MOBILE PHONE FOR SALE AT $120usd

BRAND NEW PALM TREO 600 MOBILE PHONE AT $100usd

BRAND NEW PALM TREO 700 MOBILE PHONE FOR $150usd

PALM TREO 750 BRAND NEW MOBILE PHONE FOR $170usd

BRAND NEW IN A BOX NEXTEL i960 CELL PHONE FOR $170usd

BRAND NEW NEXTEL i870 WITH BLUETOOTH FOR $150usd

NEXTEL i930 WITH SIMCARD BRAND NEW IN A BOX AT $150usd

Nextel i880 Cell Phone BRAND NEW IN THE BOX FOR JUST $150usd

Brand New Nextel Motorola i880 Bluetooth 2 mg Cam Mp3 at $150usd

Nextel Motorola i880 Bluetooth 2MP Cam & mp3 at $150usd

Stock Of 100 Units of Nokia N95 Brand new And unlocked at $300usd

Brand New In Box Nokia N95 for just $300usd

Brand New NOKIA 8800 BLACK SIROCCO CELL PHONE AT $250usd

Factory Unlocked Nokia 8800 Sirocco Edition! Black AT $250usd

New Nokia 8800 Stainless Steel Silver GSM World Phone FOR $250usd

HTC Universal imate jasjar spv m5000 xda exec qtek 9000 at $250usd

XDA EXEC/ I-MATE JASJAR/MDA PRO/SPV M5000/QTEK 9000/DOP at $250usd

Brand New in Box UNLOCKED Qtek 9000 PDA/MDA 3G 512mHz at FOR $250usd

Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i - Factory unlocked at just $200usd

SPRINT PCS PPC 6700 PDA POCKET PC CELL PHONE FOR $250usd

o2 Exec ........ $220

02 XDA Atom ........ $210

02 XDA NEO ........ $200

02 XDA mini S ....... $220

02 XDA II mini ...... $180

02 XDA IIi ......... $150

apple 4 gb ipod mini blue m9802ll/a-------$80

apple 4 gb ipod mini pink m9804ll/a--------$80

apple 4 gb ipod mini green m9806ll/a--------$80

apple 6 gb ipod mini blue m9803ll/a---------$75

apple 6 gb ipod mini silver m9801ll/a-------$75

apple 20 gb ipod m9282ll/a------------------$78

apple 4 gb ipod mini pink m9435ll/a---------$60

apple 40 gb ipod photo--------------------$60

apple 4 gb ipod nano--------------------$85

apple 2 gb ipod nano--------------------$75

apple 4 gb ipod mini silver m9160ll/a-----$65

apple 60 gb ipod photo m9830ll/a--------$95

apple 60 gb ipod photo--------------------$70

apple 30 gb ipod photo m9829ll/a---------$90

apple 4 gb ipod mini blue m9436ll/a'-----------$70

apple 20 gb ipod u2 special edition'----------$90

apple 6 gb ipod mini green m9807ll/a'-----------$80

new apple 60 gb video ipod-----------------$180

new apple 30 gb video ipod---------------$150

new apple 80 gb video ipod---------------$200

new apple 80 gb video ipod---------------$200
samsung d500....... US $210


Samsung d600....... US $230

samsung d800....... US $245

Samsung SGH-E820-- US $150

Samsung SGH-E800-- US $155

Samsung SGH-E850-- US $140

Samsung SGH D410-- US $150

Samsung SGH D500-- US $155

Samsung SGH P400-- US $135

Samsung SGH P510-- US $139

Samsung SGH P500-- US $155

Samsung SGH T200-- US $125

Samsung SGH V200-- US $105

Samsung SGH-C200-- US $125

Samsung SGH-X460-- US $140

Samsung SGH-X450-- US $130

Samsung SGH X600-- US $145

Samsung SGH-X610-- US $140

Samsung SGH-Z105-- US $120

samsung d800....... US $300

Thanking you in anticipation of your kind patronage while we look
forward to hearing from you soon

Best regard,

Hmmmnn...

Thanking you?
in anticipation?
of your kind patronage?
while we look forward?
to hearing from you soon?
Best regard?

Indeed!

Great. NOW we know who to address all the spam to...

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'Can you really lick your own elbow?'

Spamming Mofo wrote:

Dear Sir/Ma,

Why's he writing to his mum?

Snorri
xxx

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Trust The Art, Not The Artist...

I was wondering when Ma got knighted?

What kind of name is Koffery?

Edited by: Sam the Stokie on 05/07/2007 2:15:40 PM - 2:15:40 PM

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Life keeps getting stranger every day

According to news reports, we're best off avoiding X Boxes anyway - Microsoft have had to fork out over a billion simply because most of them are faulty!

Which means that anyone advertising them would have to be a real cu... oh yeah!

Edited by: Chris Nash on 06/07/2007 11:34:03 AM - 11:34:03 AM

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'Can you really lick your own elbow?'

Sam the Stokie wrote:

What kind of name is Koffery?

As in Fu Koffery...

Snorri
xxx

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Trust The Art, Not The Artist...

Snorrimon wrote:

Sam the Stokie wrote: What kind of name is Koffery? As in Fu Koffery... Snorri xxx

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Life keeps getting stranger every day

Has anyone ever replied to one of these shite emails/posts and said,

'Oo, oo, yes please, that would be sooooo goood, send me more details now'?

If not, why are people stupid enough to carry on sending them out?

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'Can you really lick your own elbow?'

venessal kimly wrote:

SHOP RITE company limited EMAIL ADDRESSES:makerselectronics@hotmail.com and shoprite_2007@fastermail.com Dear Sir/Ma, LETTER OF BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP We are mobile phones wholesalers.We deals on all brands and models of mobile phones such as Nokia,Motorola,Samsung,Sony Ericsson,Sagem, Nextel,Sidekick II,Sprint,Ipods, Laptops, Mp3 players, PSP, Video Games such as: PS1,PS2,PS3,XBOX 360, Nintendo Wii and many more at very cheap prices.We are using this medium to look for buyers of mobile phones.Do kindly reply back if you are interested and as you do you will be glad you do, you can reach us through our email addresses below: thank's and God bless. mrs koffery lawson President. check our Pricelists for more information: TWO (2)NEW Nokia N95 GPS GSM MP3 Player/Video Cellphone at $450usd Nokia N99 Smartphone Black (UNLOCKED) - 1 YEAR WARRANTY AT JUST $550usd NEW NOKIA N95 UNLOCK QUADBAND MP3 5MP CAMERA WIFI PHONE FOR $250usd Nokia N95 Unlocked With Extra Battery, Plum Color at $250usd Nokia N95 Smartphone Black (UNLOCKED) - 1 YEAR WARRANTY AT JUST $250usd NEW NOKIA N93i GSM UNLOCK MP3 3.15 MPX CAM VIDEO PHONE AT $250usd New Nokia N93i Unlocked 3G Camera Mobile Phone at just $250usd UNLOCK NOKIA N93i 3.2 MEGAPIXEL GSM WIFI CAMERA PHONE FOR $250usd New Nokia N93i Silver 1G +Bluetooth+SP+Charger+Wty for just $250usd New Nokia N93i MP3 MP4 Player Smart phone unlock + 1 GB FOR $250usd NOKIA N93 N93i 3.2 MEGAPIXEL WIFI CAMERA PHONE ROGERS AT $250usd Oz Model New Black Nokia N93i Unlocked Sealed in Box at just $250usd Brand New Sony PlayStation 3 60GB Premium PS3 Sealed for $250usd Brand New Nintendo Wii + 2 Remote + 2 Nunchuk +14 GAMES for $250usd BRAND NEW MICROSOFT XBOX 360 PREMIUM SYSTEM w/ 10 GAMES at $250usd Sidekick 3 Phone T-Mobile SK3 Sharp Danger for $200usd Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i - Factory unlocked at just $200usd Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i unlocked mobile phone for $200usd Brand new Sony Ericsson w900i unlocked cell phone at $200usd Brand New Sidekick 3 sk3 phone Tmobile phone for $200usd SIDEKICK 3 T-Mobile BRAND NEW Display Phone SK3 in Box Okwap i885 Hello Kitty Mobile Cell Phone w/ 2M Camera for $200usd NEW UNLOCKED BOOST NEXTEL i885 i880 PHONE i930 i920 at $200usd Boost Mobile Nextel i885 unlocked Motorola Chirp Phone at $200usd Motorola i885 BOOST/nextel mobile phone at $200usd BRAND NEW IN A BOX BOOST i885 885 MOTOROLA NEXTEL CAMERA FOR $200usd BRAND NEW NEXTEL i870 WITH BLUETOOTH FOR $150usd NEXTEL i930 WITH SIMCARD BRAND NEW IN A BOX AT $150usd PALM TREO 650 MOBILE PHONE FOR SALE AT $120usd BRAND NEW PALM TREO 600 MOBILE PHONE AT $100usd BRAND NEW PALM TREO 700 MOBILE PHONE FOR $150usd PALM TREO 750 BRAND NEW MOBILE PHONE FOR $170usd BRAND NEW IN A BOX NEXTEL i960 CELL PHONE FOR $170usd BRAND NEW NEXTEL i870 WITH BLUETOOTH FOR $150usd NEXTEL i930 WITH SIMCARD BRAND NEW IN A BOX AT $150usd Nextel i880 Cell Phone BRAND NEW IN THE BOX FOR JUST $150usd Brand New Nextel Motorola i880 Bluetooth 2 mg Cam Mp3 at $150usd Nextel Motorola i880 Bluetooth 2MP Cam & mp3 at $150usd Stock Of 100 Units of Nokia N95 Brand new And unlocked at $300usd Brand New In Box Nokia N95 for just $300usd Brand New NOKIA 8800 BLACK SIROCCO CELL PHONE AT $250usd Factory Unlocked Nokia 8800 Sirocco Edition! Black AT $250usd New Nokia 8800 Stainless Steel Silver GSM World Phone FOR $250usd HTC Universal imate jasjar spv m5000 xda exec qtek 9000 at $250usd XDA EXEC/ I-MATE JASJAR/MDA PRO/SPV M5000/QTEK 9000/DOP at $250usd Brand New in Box UNLOCKED Qtek 9000 PDA/MDA 3G 512mHz at FOR $250usd Brand new Sony Ericsson P990i - Factory unlocked at just $200usd SPRINT PCS PPC 6700 PDA POCKET PC CELL PHONE FOR $250usd o2 Exec ........ $220 02 XDA Atom ........ $210 02 XDA NEO ........ $200 02 XDA mini S ....... $220 02 XDA II mini ...... $180 02 XDA IIi ......... $150 apple 4 gb ipod mini blue m9802ll/a-------$80 apple 4 gb ipod mini pink m9804ll/a--------$80 apple 4 gb ipod mini green m9806ll/a--------$80 apple 6 gb ipod mini blue m9803ll/a---------$75 apple 6 gb ipod mini silver m9801ll/a-------$75 apple 20 gb ipod m9282ll/a------------------$78 apple 4 gb ipod mini pink m9435ll/a---------$60 apple 40 gb ipod photo--------------------$60 apple 4 gb ipod nano--------------------$85 apple 2 gb ipod nano--------------------$75 apple 4 gb ipod mini silver m9160ll/a-----$65 apple 60 gb ipod photo m9830ll/a--------$95 apple 60 gb ipod photo--------------------$70 apple 30 gb ipod photo m9829ll/a---------$90 apple 4 gb ipod mini blue m9436ll/a'-----------$70 apple 20 gb ipod u2 special edition'----------$90 apple 6 gb ipod mini green m9807ll/a'-----------$80 new apple 60 gb video ipod-----------------$180 new apple 30 gb video ipod---------------$150 new apple 80 gb video ipod---------------$200 new apple 80 gb video ipod---------------$200 samsung d500....... US $210 Samsung d600....... US $230 samsung d800....... US $245 Samsung SGH-E820-- US $150 Samsung SGH-E800-- US $155 Samsung SGH-E850-- US $140 Samsung SGH D410-- US $150 Samsung SGH D500-- US $155 Samsung SGH P400-- US $135 Samsung SGH P510-- US $139 Samsung SGH P500-- US $155 Samsung SGH T200-- US $125 Samsung SGH V200-- US $105 Samsung SGH-C200-- US $125 Samsung SGH-X460-- US $140 Samsung SGH-X450-- US $130 Samsung SGH X600-- US $145 Samsung SGH-X610-- US $140 Samsung SGH-Z105-- US $120 samsung d800....... US $300 Thanking you in anticipation of your kind patronage while we look forward to hearing from you soon Best regard,

Got any fridges mate

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Steve One wrote:

Has a witty comeback for everything. Move over Kershy, your yesterdays hero!

You are fuckin bored on a new years eve.

HAPPY NEW YEAR GAZ-RUSSELL CLUB!


INDEED!

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Carol Rocks! Happy Holidays!

I fingered my bum while perusing that list...

it felt good

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“Uh... the one where Jesus... uh... fights the lions and... uh... blows up
the Death Star.”

Shop smart, shop S-MART! You got that primates!?





By the way you got any boom-sticks?

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Boys are "Bouncy, Bouncy Heads"
And Girls are "Funny Looking"

-my 4 yr old daughter's philosophy-