I dont know about anyone else but I really want a pair of 'Joy division oven gloves' as sung about in the very funny track by half man half biscuit by the same title on their latest album 'Achtung Bono'. Its basically about a guy thats goes everywere in the oven gloves and is darn catchy-"i've been to a post punk postcard fair, in my joy division oven gloves..."

Ive been on the HMHB site and am told nothing exisits.

Come on guys! get your heads togther (HMHB will show you what they should look like)and start making those gloves!

Please show support for this good cause fans!

Jax

Seriously i'm sure i've seen these on Ebay!!

So bad they're good.

If not, there are people around who will print anything onto anything. My friend is going to the Electric Picnic this weekend and she's had some wellies made with pictures of willie's all over them.

If you get some made, get me a pair too!!

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"I can resist everything except temptation"

how about the new order glow in the dark condoms????

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

how about the new order glow in the dark condoms????

Put a Barney's Angels crest on it, and I'm sure it would sell...

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Spotnick wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: how about the new order glow in the dark condoms???? Put a Barney's Angels crest on it, and I'm sure it would sell...

Just as they don't say Hacienda on them, cause you'd just spend lots of money on the design of said condoms, only for them to fail in the long run

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Boys are "Bouncy, Bouncy Heads"
And Girls are "Funny Looking"

-my 4 yr old daughter's philosophy-

These exploitation products are getting out of hand!

"The Joy Division Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Unknown Pleasures Rope Set" is close to crossing the line into poor taste. I regret that purchase.

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i'm a fucking idiot!

They exist,i have a pair

I like to wear them when im hanging around in the kitchen...

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Fuck the huns!

How more politically incorrect can you get?

I don't think Joy Division & oven should even be in the same sentence. *shudders*